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Anonymous inquired:
  Have you ever seen that video of the guy havinf surgery then meeting his wife/girlfriend again while on drugs and just starts saying things like "you married me??? Im so lucky wow youre so beautiful" i love it so much. can you write a sterek like that where stiles has surgery and is just complimenting derek while on the drugs omg?? thank you ily  

felicitysmock:

Derek leans forward as Stiles’ eyes flutter open, touches his hand carefully. 

"Stiles?"

Stiles scrunches his face up, squints at him groggily, “Who’re you?”

"I’m Derek," he says hesitantly, reminding himself the doctor did say this could happen. It’s not long term. It’s not a terrible spell gone wrong. Derek will be remembered by the most important person in his life eventually. He swallows hard, tries not to panic. "I’m your husband."

Stiles’ eyes go wide, “You’re what— you’re my— you?

Derek tamps down on the flash of hurt, “Yeah, I’m sor—”

"Holy bananas, how’d I— how’d I get you to marry me? You’re so beautiful.”

Derek laughs, “So’re you.”

"Yeah, but," Stiles points weakly at Derek’s mouth, "Look at’your teeth, oh my god, how do they even— s’cute. Am I— Are you sure?”

"Pretty sure," Derek promises, squeezes his hand, "There was a ceremony and everything."

"What?" Stiles sits up a little, blinks wildly, "Did we really— I mean— really?"

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mydisneystories:

tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant

tell me

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl

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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

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too-precious-for-this-w0rld:

demeaniac:

i-do-not-know-anymore:

floridahzn:

shychemist:

demeaniac:

I may be cool on the internet but IRL I’m a total failure

Replace flirt with just about any means of social interaction and GPOY.

…so is anyone gonna ship Online X IRL?

… well, NOW I am! Butthead!

…sue me.


tumblr: where you can ship your online and irl self and no one thinks your insane

too-precious-for-this-w0rld:

demeaniac:

i-do-not-know-anymore:

floridahzn:

shychemist:

demeaniac:

I may be cool on the internet but IRL I’m a total failure

Replace flirt with just about any means of social interaction and GPOY.

…so is anyone gonna ship Online X IRL?

… well, NOW I am! Butthead!

…sue me.

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tumblr: where you can ship your online and irl self and no one thinks your insane

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spider-manofficial:


hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

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